Thursday, December 13, 2007

Point Of Personal Privilege, Mr. Chairman


Roger Clemens reporting to spring training, 1998-2007.

N.Y. Times: As Baseball Braces for Report, Pettitte and Clemens Cited

I wish I started this blog two years ago since I've been trashing Roger Clemens*** as the steroids-using pitching equivalent to Barry Bonds*** for at least that long. What an I-told-you-so to Yankee fan buddies (and you guys know who you are, and I will, of course rub it in be a perfect gentleman about it).

The Sexist Critics Of A $45,650 Raise



This is Eric Dinallo. Mr. Dinallo is the Superintendent of the New York State Insurance Department. His wife is Priscilla Almodovar, the CEO and president of the State of New York Mortgage Agency.

Yesterday, the New York Post reported Superintendent Dinallo's wife is set to receive a $45,650-a-year pay raise from $204,350 to $250,000. After the story broke the Associated Press reported the Superintendent's reaction to critics of his wife's large raise. He charged it was "bordering, if not on the wrong side of, sexism."

Today, the Post's follow-up to its exclusive reports Mr. Dinallo also said, "I do believe that there is a sexist overlay to the idea that a woman who is as accomplished as Priscilla is in her own right is somehow diminished."

The guy deserves a break because it's fairly easy for husbands and wives to lose perspective when their spouses are publicly criticized. While understandable since it's a family matter, it's also a typically bankrupt leftist response.

Leftists revel in their attempts to silence criticism or dissent when they can no longer argue the merits. Oppose affirmative action? You're a racist. Oppose gay marriage? You're a homophobe. Conclude a $45,650 raise is excessive for a female state official? You must be a sexist.

The left has perfected this language. They even do it to themselves in competitive Democratic primaries in New York City (which is hilarious to watch since they're so used to hurling gratuitous epithets mostly at Republicans).

What Superintendent Dinallo should ponder is why his wife has been criticized. Someone is to blame. His boss.

Governor Spitzer claims to be the embodiment of ethical and political purity. He can't help but let you know he's morally superior. When that's the standard, a raise for a member of his administration larger than the yearly salary earned by tens of thousands of New Yorkers is fair game for critics.

Day 347, Nothing Changes

Gannett's Jay Gallagher reports:

"The state's workforce has swelled to its highest level in more than 12 years, putting more pressure on the state budget, according to a report issued Wednesday by a conservative think tank.

"The state had 235,014 full-time equivalent workers on the payroll at the end of September, 3,158 more than last year. That's the most of any year since 1994, according to the report from the Empire Center of the Manhattan Institute."

The report can be read here.

Chichester Edits Statements For Accuracy

Governor Spitzer performed a 180 in The Daily News today after telling the Buffalo News the transcript testimony from a possible appearance before the Public Integrity Commission doesn't have to be released publicly.

"My view is I'm always happy to release all my testimony and my comments (My view is I was burned by the public reaction to The Buffalo News story and I need to sound like a total phony now). I've answered every question (I've answered no questions under oath and my lawyers are going to make sure it stays that way), and I'm happy to do it (I'm going to destroy anyone who compels me to do it, which is what my role model Richard Nixon would do)."

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

A Democratic Landslide In The Making

The New York Times posted this Sunday's Magazine cover story on Governor Dukakabee. He is the dream general election candidate for Democrats. If this man is the Republican nominee the conservative base will desert him once the complete gubernatorial record is understood. Independents will be driven away because of questionable Clintonesque ethics. His one-liners will grow tiresome for everyone, and there is always the Michael Dukakis issue.

Legislator Judith Kaye Gets A Reply

Senate Majority Leader Joe Bruno responding to Chief Judge Judith Kaye's threat to sue the state for a pay raise:

“If they want to sue somebody, sue the speaker for not putting that bill on the floor. Go sue him, and they ought to sue the governor also. Just throw him in because he can roll the speaker any time he wants to.”

Asking The Wrong Question, Again

Question 17 from today's Quinnipiac Poll:

Do you approve or disapprove of Eliot Spitzer's handling of the illegal immigration issue?

Just like Siena College on Monday, Quinnipiac is using lazy language. This poll is even more misleading. What does the "illegal immigration issue" mean? Are respondents supposed to guess that it's a reference to Governor Spitzer's scheme to hand out driver's licenses to illegal aliens? Even with the vagueness 62% disapproved and 21% approved. Upstate 72% disapproved and 15% approved.

The Be Nice To Atheists Institute

Rick Karlin of Capitol Confidential reports pagans humanists are upset with Gov. Spitzer and Speaker Silver for supporting the "Religious Freedom Restoration Act." Any group attacking the Governor and Speaker from the left on a religious issue is the kook fringe.

Chichester Obtains Spitzer-Cuomo Email

FROM: r.milhouse.spitzer@executive.chamber.infant.gov

TO: andrew.cuomo@attorney.general.gov

Andy I read about what you said in the New York Post today!!!!!!!! I'm very, very, very angry with you Andy!!!!! You better stop speculating about what crimes District Attorney Soares can pursue!!!! I already sent my new generation of Haldemans and Ehrlichmans to make him an offer he can't refuse if you know what I mean!!!!!!!! And you're finished!!!!!!!!
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FROM: andrew.cuomo@attorney.general.gov

TO: r.milhouse.spitzer@executive.chamber.infant.gov

Governor, I'm simply fulfilling my sworn responsibilities as the duly elected Attorney General of New York. Please call me Andrew, btw.
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FROM: r.milhouse.spitzer@executive.chamber.infant.gov

TO: andrew.cuomo@attorney.general.gov

Don't you talk back to me!!!!! I'll call you whatever I want Andy!!! Did you see my latest poll numbers!!!! I got back from therapy and what's the first thing I read????!!!! Liz Benjamin reporting at 8:06 a.m. that I've sunk to a new low in the Q poll!!!!!!!! And next I read what you said in the Post. I HATE THE NEW YORK POST!!!!! You blabbed to the one paper I hate more than anything Andy!!!!
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FROM: andrew.cuomo@attorney.general.gov

TO: r.milhouse.spitzer@executive.chamber.infant.gov

Governor, please try to control yourself. I will continue to represent the people of New York with integrity and forget we even had this email exchange.
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FROM: r.milhouse.spitzer@executive.chamber.infant.gov

TO: andrew.cuomo@attorney.general.gov

I don't believe you!!!! I know you want to primary me Andy!!!!!!! You're going to send this email to Dicker, right???????!!!!!! I HATE HIM MORE THAN THE POST!!!!!!! You're finished!!!!!!!!!!!

86% Of Upstate Voters Oppose Spitzer Plan

In the daily polling bombardment the media subjects us to, only a few numbers matter. One question posed by the Siena poll released on Monday was:

Do you support or oppose the Governor's decision to withdraw his proposal to provide driver's licenses to undocumented immigrants?

The question was written to favor Governor Spitzer's position. Because we don't have "undocumented immigrants" in the United States. Those who enter our country without obeying Federal laws are "illegal aliens." It's the correct - and legally accurate - term.

Moreover, illegal aliens are not "undocumented." They carry documents, but the documents they carry are fraudulent. Despite such a soft question, 86% of upstate voters said they supported the Governor's plan to "withdraw" his proposal. If "illegal aliens" were substituted for "undocumented immigrants" the number would have topped 90%.

Day 346, Nothing Changes


Pri$cilla Almodovar

In today's Post Fredric U. Dicker and Kenneth Lovett report that Priscilla Almodovar, CEO and president of the State of New York Mortgage Agency, is set to receive a $45,650-a-year pay raise from $204,350 to $250,000. Ms. Almodovar's raise alone is more than I made working as a Press Officer for Governor Pataki throughout his first year in office. And the agency she heads is so far removed from what is important to the Executive Chamber, I have no idea what it's supposed to do beyond handing out subsidized mortgages and holding a buyer's hand at the closing.

Needless to say, such a large raise is confounding for a Governor who proclaimed Day One, Everything Changes. Oh. I forgot to mention what Dicker and Lovett also reported:

"Almodovar is the wife of Spitzer's handpicked insurance superintendent, Eric Dinallo, a close friend of the governor who served under him in the Attorney General's Office."

R. Milhouse Spitzer Won't Have A Good Day

N.Y. Post: "Tricks" Up DA's Sleeve

Regarding the plan by Governor Spitzer's senior aides to destroy the career of Senate Majority Leader Joe Bruno, Attorney General Andrew Cuomo told the Post:

"There are other theories to pursue if [Soares] wanted to pursue them. I don't know where [Soares is] going, but there are other crimes besides perjury . . . There's a lot of crimes that you could charge that don't require a sworn statement."

Ouch. The Governor is likely to have his third or fourth tantrum of the morning once he learns his Attorney General is publicly speculating about criminal charges that Albany County District Attorney David Soares can pursue.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Governor Dukakabee

Despite his obvious Michael Dukakis problem Governor Huckabee is still gaining in the polls, which tomorrow's WaPo front page will report.

The Truman Show Is Not A Good Idea

Jay Jochnowitz, State Editor of the Times Union, has posted a link to a site that "maps out the whereabouts of eight members of Congress who posted their schedules on the Web, including Kirsten Gillibrand, D-Greenport."

Today must be Congressional public-relations-disasters-waiting-to-happen day. It is unwise - to put it mildly - for Members of Congress to make every event and meeting public. Certain events and meetings require discretion. The first time one is not on Congresswoman Gillibrand's schedule the media is going to scream about a "cover up." And what is she hiding any way?

As the newest goo-goo on the block, Congresswoman Gillibrand is supposed to be transparent, and some of those other goo-goo descriptions used by New York State Democratic Committee Common Cause, Democratic Assembly Campaign Committee NYPIRG and the New York State Senate Democratic Campaign Committee League of Women Voters.

If only 8 of 535 Members of Congress have signed up for this sunshine and rainbows project, it should be a signal that it's an invitation to problems. Constituents and the media won't care about a Member's meeting with the rotarian of the year. They will, however, care if a Member promises openness and a meeting with a large company that has business before Congress is left off the schedule. A company such as General Electric, for starters.

Legislator Judith Kaye: Show Me The Money

Dear Judge Kaye,

This morning I read that you announced your intent to file a lawsuit next month if the state legislature doesn't approve a pay raise for New York's judges.

You told the Associated Press:

"I so don't want to do that . . . I've been a lawyer for 45 years, and I know the pluses and minuses of litigation. To me it is a last resort, but I've come just about to the end of my patience . . . If they don't do it now, they'll come back in an election year, and nobody wants to talk about raises in an election year . . . I am ashamed to face colleagues in other states."

Of course, you must know that pay raises should be based on performance. By that standard, I hope you will agree that New York's judges can't simply invent new law when they personally disagree with current law.

Has your Court of Appeals consistently invalidated New York's capital punishment law that my former boss signed in 1995? I was at the news conference in the Blue Room that March day, Judith. Along with my four press office colleagues, we answered call after call from the media. There was one recurring question. It was: Given the liberal and activist reputation of New York's courts, do you believe the law will withstand state judicial scrutiny?

Well, we know what happened, don't we? You, and your colleagues, decided to become legislators. And your Court of Appeals began throwing out death sentences, including the one imposed on serial killer Robert Shulman. Do you remember what Shulman did, Judith? He murdered and dismembered three women on Long Island. I'll spare you the grisly details.

In 1984, you wrote the opinion striking down the state's last capital punishment law. Governor Pataki and his attorneys were well aware of your opinion when they started the laborious task of writing a new bill in January, 1995. It was written to conform to your opinion.

Yet, the Court of Appeals under your leadership vacated death sentences because they were deemed "cruel and unusual." Isn't it true you simply don't believe in capital punishment for any one, under any circumstances? Of course, you don't. So, in your private chambers with no public debate or process whatsoever, you decided to concoct new law out of thin air.

For this grave abuse of power you deserve a raise? Please. You're lucky the legislature doesn't vote to cut your $156,000 salary. And the $136,700 "earned" by judges who agree with you that New York needs an unelected super-legislature.

Please sue for a pay raise, Judith. Kaye v. The People of New York has a nice populist ring to it. As the most powerful judge in New York I want to watch you argue that the State Constitution is a "living and breathing" document that merits a pay raise for one out-of-control decision after another.

I'm sure New Yorkers will evaluate your record, and (this next part is where you always have a problem and you need to pay attention) through their elected representatives, they will let you know if you deserve a pay raise.

Chris

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Chichester Edits Statements For Accuracy

President Clinton campaigning yesterday for Hillary in Iowa:

"I (I'm going to talk about me as soon as possible) thought it would be wrong for me to rob her of the chance to be what I thought she should be (after one term as state Attorney General, six terms as Governor and two terms as President, I was done robbing). She laughed (and threw a lamp at me) and said, 'First I love you and, second, I'm not going to run for anything, I'm too hardheaded . . . '

"She has spent a lifetime as a change agent when she had the option to do other things (like divorce me) . . . It's one thing to have good intentions; it is another thing entirely to change people's lives. She's the best non-incumbent I have ever had a chance to vote for. In my whole life I've never met anyone like her (I'm through talking about Hillary, finally).

"I'm (Can we talk about me already please?) out of politics now except every two years the Democrats kind of haul me (W.J.B. Clinton in case you've forgotten) out of the barn like an old horse to see if I (Can we get back to me now?) can make it around the track one more time.

"I (Are you listening to me and my needs?) always tell people when I (we're still talking about me people) speak that you're entitled to discount what I (are you focused on the magnitude of me Iowans?) have to say. I (Do you know who I am?) want to say a few things that are very personal (meaning it's about me).

"They always send me (the 42nd President, remember?) to rural areas. I've (Freud was right about that id stuff, by the way) got boots that have been worn and I (we're almost finished talking about me and not Hillary) know one end of a horse from the other.

"People say we shouldn't refight the battles of the '90s and I (William Jefferson Blythe Clinton is my full name, you know) agree with that. I'd (I have to leave soon and won't be able to continue talking about me) sure like to have some of the victories of the '90s."

Monday, December 10, 2007

Who Says Bush Derangement Syndrome Is False?


Maloney: Bush Worse Than Heat Miser

In the previous post about Governor Spitzer's crusading toy agents, I neglected to mention Congresswoman Carolyn B. Maloney's quote in the news release. She said:

“The Bush administration seems to think the federal government should just close its eyes and hope that Santa makes sure our children's toys are safe. But Governor Spitzer and I think the best gift for American families is to ensure that the Consumer Product Safety Commission gets unsafe toys off store shelves.”

Santa Spitzer Gets Tough On Toys

Governor Spitzer today announced a "new statewide recall of unsafe toys." He ordered his top toy agents from the state Consumer Protection Board to "sweep" (I'm trying not to laugh writing this, btw) random New York toy stores. The agents apprehended three toys. The accused are the “Army Force” Car Set, “Sprite Tractor Trailer” toys and “Wrestle Mania” action figures.

Following "strict protocols" Gov. Spitzer had the Department of Health test the accused toys "from retail outlets in Albany and in New York City." All were found to have "exceeded the federal standard of lead levels allowed in paint, which is 600 parts per million."

Well, guess what the Governor's news release left out? By how much these toys exceeded the federal standard, a complete description of how the toys were tested and an explanation from the DOH professionals who tested the toys. Also omitted were the stores where the toys were bought.

Despite a news release with ten different officials hyperventilating about the danger lead poses to New York's children, why didn't Governor Spitzer name the toy stores? Wouldn't it be the best way to protect children from these toys? Because if Mr. and Mrs. John Doe know a Target in Albany or a Toys "R" Us in Bay Ridge now sell dangerous toys, they'll shop somewhere else.

I'll tell you why Santa Spitzer and his top toy agents didn't name the stores. Because if they're wrong they'd have a lawsuit on their hands. It's better to play it safe and go with the cheap public relations stunt.

Much like the call to close the Indian Point nuclear power plant last week, this toy story is an attempt to draw attention away from the "Dirty Tricks" scandal. It remains to be seen if the strategy will work. From a reading of his latest favorable-unfavorable numbers released this morning by Siena College Gov. Spitzer has a long way to go.

Day 344, Nothing Changes

New York: Party Hacks Still Wait for Career Day

"Spitzer’s Distaste For Patronage Has Left Pataki’s People In Place" is the subhead. In the blurb an anonymous source claims, “Many big Dems do think Eliot needs to give Dems patronage jobs. Eliot doesn’t believe in giving unqualified people jobs.”

Yeah, right.

It's this preening moral superiority that gets Gov. Spitzer and his people in political trouble. Forget about Gov. Pataki's patronage. Some of Gov. Cuomo's patronage is still in place. It has nothing to do with "giving unqualified people jobs." There are hundreds of qualified, loyal Democrats prepared to work for Governor Spitzer. All it takes is the will and the ability to hire them.

In addition, the unqualified nephew of a party big in Cattaraugus County or Greenwich Village can always be deposited in a D-level agency. That's the way it works, for better or worse. If the Governor or his appointments office don't understand that reality they're one step closer to a primary from Attorney General Andrew Cuomo.

Perhaps the Governor and his staff will finally come to the realization that working on the second floor is harder than it appears. Much harder. I wouldn't bet on it.

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil


The state Public Integrity Commission at work.

A story by Fred Dicker in today's New York Post describes the state Public Integrity Commission's "investigation" into Governor Spitzer's attempt to use the State Police to destroy the career of Senate Majority Leader Joe Bruno.

The Serenity Pollster: Another Useless Poll


















Newsday: Rivals Clinton and Giuliani Feeling The Heat

The Serenity Pollster: May I continue to strive to maintain the Polling Serenity to accept the crosstabs things that are not mine to sample change, courage to change the focus groups things that I should for the margin of error betterment of my fees the planet or even one likely voter life upon it , and the wisdom to know the wording of the question difference.

The media's addiction to polls and the horse race continues apace. It's still a semi-eternity to February 5. Anything can happen.

Sunday, December 9, 2007

The Patriotic Americans At NBC

NBC reversed its decision not to air the Freedom's Watch ad thanking our troops for their valiant overseas service.

So what.

The network already disgraced itself. They're merely reacting to the public's backlash.

From E-1 to O-10, the men and women serving our country embody the very best of America. Our soldiers should never have been subjected to smug and condescending NBC executives making one pitiful excuse after another for why they shouldn't be thanked.

Commissioned and non-commissioned officers care deeply about the soldiers they lead. They don't just care about you as a soldier, but as a human being. They will do everything they can to help the soldiers they lead realize personal and professional excellence.

Today, America's finest and bravest wear a military uniform. The institutions our soldiers represent have aspired to and achieved a greatness unparalleled in American history. We can never thank them enough, or celebrate their sacrifices enough.

Hillary The Victim, Again

The New York Times must be edited by a pop psychologist. Today, the Times features a front page, above-the-fold story by Mark Leibovich that reads like an evaluation of a psychiatric ward patient. "Clinton Talks of Scars While Keeping Guard Up" is the headline. Dr. Leibovich's descriptions of Hillary vary,and include:

Struggled to keep her composure, triumph of her self-possession, the person so often encased in armor, not too hardened to inspire, catalogs her wounds, guarded by nature, constant challenge to protect herself emotionally, difficult adjustment, thin-skinned and took criticism hard, doubting nature, her defensiveness, cold realist, variously combative or stoic, deeply wounded and crying and blaming herself.

I needed an oxygen mask and a bottle of Tylenol after reading this tedious nonsense.

Huckabee: Some Of My Best Friends Are . . .

Gov. Huckabee on Fox News Sunday with Chris Wallace:

Chris Wallace: But, Governor, forgive me. I don't think that's right. All the way back in 1985, this wasn't political correctness. The Centers for Disease Control back in '85, seven years before you made your statement, said that AIDS could not be spread by casual contact.

Gov. Huckabee: There was also the case of Kimberly Bergalis, who testified before Congress in 1991. She had contracted AIDS from her dentist . . . I knew people who had AIDS. I had a close friend who died of it in the 1980s. He was a hemophiliac. He contracted it through a blood transfusion. I had other friends of mine, one of whom passed away — he was, in fact, homosexual.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

The Grey Lady Sleeps In

Today, Newsday, The Daily News and New York Post all reported Governor Spitzer's ludicrous claim that the testimony he is expected to give before the state Commission on Public Integrity probing his administration's attempt to destroy the career of Senate Majority Leader Joe Bruno can't be made public. The New York Times did not. Not one word in "N.Y. / Region" or one link after a search of "Spitzer." Must be a slight oversight.

"A Sign Of True Leadership"












From the Associated Press this morning:

"'I think the governor has made statements that he wishes he made some decisions differently,' said Sen. Malcolm Smith, the Democratic leader in the Republican-led Senate and Spitzer's most reliable ally. 'That's a sign of true leadership when you can admit your mistakes and retrench, and start over again.'"

Mr. Smith apparently did not read yesterday's Buffalo News before he drank the Kool-Aid.

Oprah's Lemmings

Wanted: American voters not influenced by shallow daytime television talk shows and a celebrity-obsessed culture.

"In Oprah We Trust" graces the op-ed page of The Washington Post today. It's written by academics Carol Darr and Susan Tifft. Ms. Darr is the co-editor of "Poli-fluentials: The New Political Kingmakers."

Ms. Darr explains "poli-fluentials" are important because "the people they know look to them for advice and trust their opinions . . . poli-fluentials are aggressive in promoting causes and candidates they favor. They are socially active, and the ones with the largest networks also tend to be the most partisan. This makes them particularly valuable in primaries."

In other words, politically indifferent Americans must rely on a "poli-fluential" such as Oprah Winfrey to tell them to vote for Barack Obama rather than Hillary Clinton, John Edwards or another candidate in the Democratic field. These are voters who don't pay the slightest attention to current events, don't watch the evening cable television political programs and probably believe The Prince is about William or Harry.

Do we want them as swing voters in a presidential race? We're talking about individuals so detached from the political process that they need the woman who recommended A Million Little Pieces to tell them which candidate-designated area to stand in once the Iowa Caucus begins next month.

The voters who comprise this new "O" factor are being insulted, and they don't even know it. In fact, many revel in being part of a new, potentially important demographic.

Both Republican and Democratic pundits predict Oprah could be the difference between winning and losing. If exit polls do show that she was indeed the difference-maker, it won't be too difficult to guess what Hillary and Edwards will be thinking the night of January 3: A poli-fluential just convinced thousands of poli-ignorant Americans to vote for Obama.

Friday, December 7, 2007

The Kucinich Administration

NBC: Sean Penn Endorses Dennis Kucinich

Chief of Staff: Sean Penn
Vice President: Courtney Love
Attorney General: O.J. Simpson
Secretary of Homeland Security: Dog The Bounty Hunter
Secretary of Defense: Suge Knight
Secretary of State: Angelina Jolie
Secretary of the Treasury: Howie Mandel
Secretary of Commerce: Tonya Harding
Secretary of Education: Britney Spears
Secretary of Health and Human Services: David Hasselhoff
Secretary of Transportation: Lindsay Lohan
Press Secretary: Mike Tyson
Director of National Intelligence: Paris Hilton
Director, Office of National Drug Control: Amy Winehouse
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff: Hawkeye Pierce
National Security Advisor: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

The Arrogance Of R. Milhouse Spitzer, Cont.

Governor Spitzer spoke to the Buffalo News editorial board yesterday. Regarding the controversial statement provided by his former communications director to Attorney General Andrew Cuomo, which is at the heart of the plot to destroy Senate Majority Leader Joe Bruno's career, the Governor said:

“I’ve never seen it, so I have no idea. I’ve always understood it to be a sworn statement, but again, don’t know, don’t care. The issue is not mine. I just don’t, you know, I’m not, I’ve just never seen it."

This scandal is engulfing his administration and has the potential to destroy his career. His top aides are involved. His State Police Superintendent is involved. They've hired private counsel. They refuse to release documents. But he claims "the issue is not mine" and "don't know, don't care." The arrogance of the Governor-Infant continues to be astounding.

The Numbers The Media Never Report









Perhaps the saddest sight in a campaign is one pro-choice candidate attacking another pro-choice candidate for being insufficiently pro-choice. This week Senator Clinton dispatched a Bonnie Grabenhofer, president of the Illinois National Organization for Women Political Action Committee, to attack Senator Obama's abortion voting record. Ms. Grabenhofer said:

"As a State Senator, Barack Obama voted 'present' on seven abortion bills, including a ban on 'partial birth abortion,' two parental notification laws and three 'born alive' bills. In each case, the right vote was clear, but Senator Obama chose political cover over standing and fighting for his convictions . . . When we needed someone to take a stand, Senator Obama took a pass. He wasn't there for us then and we don't expect him to be now."

In New York, the state Senator Clinton ostensibly represents, there have been between 117,000 and 121,000 abortions each year from 2003-2005, according to state Department of Health statistics.

In 2003, there were
119,685 abortions, which included:

* 15,787 victims with 3 or more abortions;
* 36,670 victims between 20-24 years old;
* 13,067 victims with a gestation period greater than 13 weeks.

In 2004, there were
120,401 abortions, which included:

* 3,904 victims with 5 or more abortions;
* 27,978 victims between 25-29 years old;
* 6,388 victims with a gestation period between 13-15 weeks.

In 2005 there were
117,994 abortions, which included:

* 31,340 victims with 2 or more abortions;
* 17,542 victims between 30-34 years old;
* 6,557 victims with a gestation period greater than 16 weeks.

These statistics are never reported. Not in a paper, a paper's web site, a local television news broadcast, a national television news broadcast or a radio news broadcast. Because they are tragic numbers. Each number has a story. A story that is either poignant, frightening, heartbreaking or unimaginable.

There is hope. Alternatives to abortion are succeeding. In 1997, there were
145,334 abortions in New York. Nearly 30,000 fewer abortions in the Empire State is wonderful news unbeknownst to hardly any New Yorker outside of the pro-life movement. If the trend continues for the next ten years it won't matter - at all - if it still isn't reported.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Governor, You Don't Have To Be So Dramatic

Fix Eliot

With six weeks to go before he unveils his Executive Budget proposal, Liz Benjamin of The Daily Politics reported Governor Spitzer decided to transfer his Budget Director Paul Francis to the State Operations Director post, which will be vacated by Olivia Golden. It's an odd and curious decision.

The run-up to the introduction of the budget is one of the most important time periods for the Governor and his staff. Moreover, the Budget Director can have a far greater impact upon the future of New York. It's where the money is located, and it can be leveraged to make policy changes. Whereas the State Operations Director largely implements decisions that have already been made and ensures that state government can function efficiently (at least that's the way it's supposed to work).

The challenges are enormous for the Governor who proclaimed Day One, Everything Changes. The state must close a $4.3 billion budget deficit, the tax burden is suffocating job creation and revenue growth has slowed. Just last week Francis himself told Michael Gormley of the Associated Press:

"There are warning signs out there that things could get worse. There will be significant cuts in spending really across almost every sector of the budget."

So, naturally, with a recession and spending cuts looming, in addition to the other seemingly intractable fiscal problems New York faces, this is the perfect time for Governor Spitzer to remove Francis from his position of immense power and responsibility.

Francis is right about things getting worse fiscally. The same could be said of his boss and his erratic leadership.

Fox, MSNBC and CNN: Mass Murder Enablers

What Drove Young Killer To Commit Mall Slaughter? That's the question Fox News poses as the top story on its web site this morning. MSNBC's home page prominently features Video: Portrait of a Killer. It's also CNN's top story reporting: Mall Shooter's Suicide Note: Now I'll Be Famous.

He's famous now.

Fox, MSNBC and CNN have been providing mass murderers with a platform for their bloody rampages for too long. These killers know cable news producers will cut into their programming once they act on their homicidal fantasies. And they also understand the follow-up coverage will give them the attention they could never receive in their sick and twisted little worlds. As long as this saturation coverage continues, a mass murderer is in the making. There's one sitting in front of his television now, and thinking: I'm going to be next.

Imagine Governor Hillary Clinton (D-Arkansas)

By a vote of 4-1 the Arkansas Parole Board denies parole to a man who raped a 17-year-old girl.

Governor Hillary Clinton subsequently meets with the Board in Executive Session and pressures its members to parole the rapist, which is an apparent violation of the state's open meetings law.

Dr. Charles Chastain, a member of the Board tells the media:

“Governor Clinton commented that the rapist had received, from her perspective, a raw deal, that he was someone from the wrong side of the tracks ... and that he had received what she thought was too long a sentence for that type of crime.”

Five months after the initial vote, the Board reverses itself and votes 4-1 to parole the rapist. Governor Hillary Clinton releases a statement in full support: “I concur with the board’s action and hope the lives of all those involved can move forward."

In addition, Governor Hillary Clinton writes the rapist directly. She asserts: "My desire is that you be released from prison. I feel now that parole is the best way for your reintegration into society." The rapist is paroled.

The following year the rapist sexually assaults and murders a 39-year-old Missouri woman in her apartment. Police discover the paroled rapist's DNA under the victim's fingernails. After a six day trial the paroled rapist and accused murderer is sentenced to life in prison, which he attacks as "ludicrous, nonsensical, stupid and ignorant."

While running for the Democratic nomination for president, Governor Hillary Clinton denies she pressured the Board. "At their invitation, I went to their meeting. Someone brought up his case. Frankly it was simply part of a broader discussion. I did not ask them to do anything." Governor Hillary Clinton also tells CNN, "None of us could've predicted what he could've done when he got out."

But in a phone interview with ABC News Governor Hillary Clinton's former criminal justice counsel, Butch Reeves, said she told the Board members there was "something nefarious" about the criminal justice system in the rapist's case. And echoing Dr. Chastain's language Mr. Reeves said Governor Hillary Clinton claimed the rapist got a "raw deal."

The mother of the murdered woman tells ABC News that she would do "whatever it takes" to prevent Governor Hillary Clinton from becoming president of the United States. She adds, "I can't imagine anybody wanting somebody like that running the country."

These are the facts with one obvious exception. The Governor is Mike Huckabee, not Hillary Clinton. How does it feel to read it Huckabee supporters?

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

The David Soares Investigative Sleep Mask












N.Y. Times: No Charges of Perjury for Ex-Aide

Albany County District Attorney Soares must be wearing this thing as he "investigates" Governor Spitzer's aides and their attempt to destroy the career of Senate Majority Leader Joe Bruno by using the State Police.

The Incompetent: Governor Mike Huckabee

ABC: Mom: "Carol Sue Would Be Alive Today" If Not for Huckabee

She sure would be alive today.

The Nominees For Hillary's New Campaign Song

*With a special thanks to the late, great Roy Orbison.

ABC News reports:

"Hillary Clinton and Celine Dion appear to be parting ways. For months, the soprano headlined Clinton's, D-N.Y., campaign appearances as Dion's 'You and I' served as the former first lady's campaign theme song . . . Instead on the trail these days, Big Head Todd and the Monsters are in and their 'Blue Sky' is seemingly the campaign's favorite as the New York Senator enters and exits the stage."

Nominees:

"Crying" - Roy Orbison
"The End" - The Doors
"Everybody Hurts" - R.E.M.
"Tracks Of My Tears" - Smokey Robinson and the Miracles
"Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now" - The Smiths
"D-I-V-O-R-C-E" - Tammy Wynette
"Desperado" - The Eagles
"Don't Fear The Reaper" - Blue Oyster Cult
"With or Without You" - U2
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" - Poison
"Hurt" - Nine Inch Nails
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" - Bonnie Tyler
"It's Over" - Roy Orbison

Sen. Thompson Has Read The Constitution

CNN: Thompson: Don't Let The Government Tell You What To Eat

I'd vote for Senator Thompson based on this issue alone since it easily defines a presidential candidate's philosophy of federal government power. He just nailed these intolerant, meddlesome, calorie-counting extremists who want to use the force of government to regulate and supervise every single aspect of private American life.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Why Is This Man Taken Seriously?











"An Apologetic Imus Is Back on the Air" - Fox News headline.

The media covered the return of Don Imus yesterday like he was the radio equivalent of General Douglas MacArthur walking ashore at Palo Beach in the Philippines. Fox News, in particular, was an embarrassment. The Imus "story" was prominently featured on The Big Show with Gibson & Nauert, The O'Reilly Factor and Hannity & Colmes.

Imus is a cartoon in a cowboy hat. And a demented one ("Dick Cheney is still a war criminal, Hillary Clinton is still Satan"). He was fired for a stupid comment that was mild in the Imus catalog of stupidity. But since the average dunce understands and has an opinion about a term like "nappy-headed hos," it's ratings gold for Fox and the other cable stations.

Fox didn't disappoint.

Regarding the hiring of black comedian Karith Foster, host John Gibson asked frequent Imus guest Bo Dietl: "Is she there to keep Imus on the straight and narrow?" No, said Dietl. Because ". . . more black Americans, uh, uh, come over to me than, uh, regular Americans" to compliment Imus about his show. Oh. As opposed to irregular Americans.

In a segment that could be a future Saturday Night Live parody, Bill O'Reilly introduced his "Body Language Breakdown" (I didn't make that up). The guest was body language "expert" Tonya Reiman. Ms. Reiman concluded that the Imus anatomy showed he had little remorse because he stuck out his tongue and blinked too much throughout his latest cowering apology to Rutgers. In case viewers didn't notice Ms. Reiman's "analysis" Fox played Imus apologizing in slow motion.

Not to be outdone, Hannity and Colmes devolved into a comical shout-a-thon between its hosts, an Al Sharpton groupie, an author and the ubiquitous Dietl the Imus mascot. You'd think the future of the Republic was at stake suffering through Sean Hannity trying to extract from the Sharpton groupie the name of just one rapper her boss wanted fired for using the n-word.

So it went for three hours. Fox hosts also asked their guests questions such as: Why didn't Bernard McGuirk speak? Is he being muzzled? Is Imus going to change? Its producers made liberal use of a camera that panned the Imus show regulars like they were House Judiciary Committee members preparing for an impeachment vote.

What a sorry, pathetic day for cable television "news." Even the local news took a break from murders, the weather, car chases and Grandma getting scammed by an infomercial to cover Imus. If there is a media outlet that did not cover Imus, I'd like to congratulate the producer or editor.

The Imus coverage is another indictment of the media's obsession with vulgar, lowest-common denominator personalities. Imus should be irrelevant. He's not, unfortunately. He will inevitably say something far worse than "nappy-headed hos" and the spectacle that played out last night on Fox will repeat itself. When it does the appropriate body language will be my middle finger and reaching for the remote.

Chichester Obtains Spitzer-Silver Email Exchange

"Addressing an audience of about 700, Mr. Spitzer finished off his speech with an anecdote about a recent visit to the doctor, where he was advised to take a stress test." - The New York Sun
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TO: r.milhouse.spitzer@executive.chamber.infant.gov

FROM: speaker.shelly@assembly.gov

Governor, how did your stress test go? I hope everything is o.k.
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FROM: r.milhouse.spitzer@executive.chamber.infant.gov

TO: speaker.shelly@assembly.gov

HOW DID IT GO!!!!???????? I'll tell you how it went Shelly!!! I have not had it yet, that's how!!!!! I'm TOO BUSY trying to concoct a felony for my favorite Senate Majority Leader!!!!!
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TO: r.milhouse.spitzer@executive.chamber.infant.gov

FROM: speaker.shelly@assembly.gov

I'm sorry to hear that Governor. As you know, we can't take our health for granted.
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FROM: r.milhouse.spitzer@executive.chamber.infant.gov

TO: speaker.shelly@assembly.gov

DON'T tell me about my health Shelly!!!!!! I'm from THE BRONX and we can go right now if you want!!!!!!!
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TO: r.milhouse.spitzer@executive.chamber.infant.gov

FROM: speaker.shelly@assembly.gov

Governor, I'm sorry if I upset you. Btw, do you always use so many exclamation points when you email? That may be indicative of a high stress level.
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FROM: r.milhouse.spitzer@executive.chamber.infant.gov

TO: speaker.shelly@assembly.gov

YES I DO!!!!!! Do you know who I am? Do you!!!!!!!??????? And don't you email me back Shelly!!! I can't commit any high crimes or misdemeanors with you bothering me about a stress test!!!!!! And you're finished!!!!!!!!!!!

Government Nanny Cuomo Takes On Joe Camel









New York is losing population, property taxes continue to escalate, job creation is damaged by the overall burden of taxation and the upstate economy has become so unrecognizable and separate from the downstate economy it may as well be Maine.

Yet, Attorney General Andrew Cuomo and his party have other priorities. He's suing R.J. Reynolds because the company allegedly violated the 1998 national Tobacco Master Settlement by marketing Joe Camel in a different form.

"R.J. Reynolds is trying to use cartoons and popular music to lure young people into a lifelong addiction to smoking,” Cuomo huffed in a news release. “We will not allow this corporation’s clear and continuous disregard for the law and for the health of young people to go unchecked.”

Government Nanny Cuomo must think New York's parents are too stupid and irresponsible to raise their children without a cartoon talking them into being a lifelong smoker. And Government Nanny Cuomo is also unfamiliar with the concepts of personal responsibility and free will.

The Empire State is now an enfeebled state, and the Attorney General decides it's time to sue an advertising cartoon that existed from 1987 to 1997. It's so absurd it should be an Onion story.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Eliot Spitzer's Green Distraction

Today, Governor Eliot Spitzer and numerous elected Democrats announced their opposition to the relicensing of the Indian Point nuclear power plant because of the "threat of terrorism."

Yes, the threat of terrorism. From the same freshman Governor who wanted to provide tens of thousands of illegal aliens with driver's licenses, which would have created a new path to another September 11, 2001.

Notwithstanding the fact that the Governor's predecessor George Pataki appeased virtually every carbon-counting green kook left in the state, what are New Yorkers supposed to do to meet their energy needs?

Eliot Spitzer's party is the reason why the United States has not built a new oil refinery in thirty years. Eliot Spitzer's party opposes drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. In fact, there is likely not a single, solitary square foot in the United States and our coastal waters where the party of Eliot Spitzer would drill for oil.

Eliot Spitzer's party opposes the excavation of coal. Eliot Spitzer's party opposes the construction of wind farms because the Kennedys and other wealthy families believe they're eye-sores. If it were up to the Luddites in Eliot Spitzer's party, New Yorkers would be rubbing two wooden sticks together to stay warm.

This announcement has nothing to do with terrorism or nuclear power. It's about raw politics. Governor Spitzer continues to grovel before the hard Democrat left as his character and competence are questioned in the wake of using the State Police in an attempt to destroy the career of Senate Majority Leader Joe Bruno.

Govenor Spitzer's ethics, or lack thereof, and the sleazy behavior of his top aides will be in the public spotlight for at least another year, at a minimum. The Governor needs to create as many distractions as possible. Attacking Indian Point is one distraction among many to come.

Chichester Edits Statements For Accuracy

Governor Spitzer in Nick Paumgarten's New Yorker profile:

"I went up to Albany with the avowed purpose of changing the way things were done (I went up to Albany with the avowed purpose to fail to complete my first term in office). Some of the folks there don’t want us to do that (Some of the folks there don't have my collection of Haldemans, Ehrlichmans and other future felons; they're such children) . . . And so anybody who thought it was going to be pretty—and I’ll say something now that I probably shouldn’t (I say ten or twelve things every day I probably shouldn't).

"It's not because I've had two sips of wine (when I have a full glass of wine there's usually another investigation and grand jury on the way). Editorial boards desperately want reform but yet desperately don’t want the discomfort of seeing people fighting. And so there is a sort of a schizophrenia . They see us fighting and they say, ‘Can’t you guys get along?’ Well, the answer is, you know, maybe not (I won't be attending Governor-Elect Andrew Cuomo's Inauguration on January 1, 2011).

A Thug's Life














FT: Venezuela rejects new powers for Chávez

Chichester Illustrated: Ron Paul's Supporters










Note: At this site, you can buy your candidate the same high-quality, white canvass model that you enjoy (it looks like you may need to speak a Slavic language since it's located in a Kiev laboratorium, which is the perfect place for you).

Uh, Cleaning, You Know, Up Hillary's Quotes

Her quote wasn't reported accurately by the print media, yet again, but when asked if Senator Obama's lack of character was a factor in the race, Senator Clinton said:

". . . it's beginning to look a lot like that. You know, it really is. Where you can't get a straight answer on health care; where somebody who runs on, uh, uh, ethics, and, and, uh, you know, not taking money from certain people is found out to have at least skirted, if not violated the FEC rules."

Sunday, December 2, 2007

The Incompetent: Governor Mike Huckabee













Meet Wayne Dumond, who remains largely unknown to Republican primary voters. Dumond, however, is well-known to Arkansans, and the grieving families of Ashley Stevens and Carol Shields.

In 1972, Dumond was arrested in the beating death of an Oklahoma man, but not charged. The following year, he was arrested for sexually assaulting a teenage girl in Oregon, and placed on probation. In 1976 he was arrested for raping an Arkansas woman, but the case did not proceed to trial because the woman, in fear, did not press charges. In August, 1985 Dumond raped 17-year-old Ashley Stevens, a cheerleader from Forrest City, Arkansas. A jury sentenced Dumond to life plus 20 years in prison.

On August 29, 1996 the Arkansas Parole Board denied Dumond parole by a vote of 4-1. Two months later on October 31, 1996 then-Governor Mike Huckabee met with the Board in Executive Session, an apparent violation of the Arkansas open meetings law, and urged them to release Dumond because he believed DNA evidence exonerated him.

“The governor commented that Wayne Dumond had received, from his perspective, a raw deal, that he was someone from the wrong side of the tracks ... and that he had received what he thought was too long a sentence for that type of crime,” said Board member Dr. Charles Chastain, who was present.

On January 17, 1997, the Board reversed itself and voted 4-1 to parole Dumond. Gov. Huckabee released a statement in full support of the vote: “I concur with the board’s action and hope the lives of all those involved can move forward."

In addition, Huckabee wrote Dumond directly. In a "Dear Wayne" letter Huckabee asserted, "My desire is that you be released from prison. I feel now that parole is the best way for your reintegration into society." Dumond was paroled in October, 1999.

On September 20, 2000 Dumond sexually assaulted and murdered 39-year-old Carol Shields of Parkville, Missouri in her apartment. Police discovered Dumond's DNA under the victim's fingernails. He was sentenced to life in prison by Judge Larry Harman after a six-day trial. Dumond called Harman's sentence "ludicrous, nonsensical, stupid and ignorant." He died in prison two years ago.

These facts, in great disturbing detail, have been meticulously documented by the Arkansas Times, Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, National Review and other publications. All it takes is a "Wayne Dumond" Google to find one sordid development after another, as well as Huckabee's lies and his Hope, Arkansas Clintonesque bumbling explanations.

Yet, here Mike Huckabee sits atop the latest Iowa Caucus polls.

Republicans seemingly enjoy his flippant and superficial one-liners in response to serious public policy questions. Religious conservatives are in a fog of indifference regarding any issue outside Huckabee's opposition to abortion and gay marriage. The mainstream media have not challenged his failed Arkansas record, and neither have his competitors because he was thought to be a mere nuisance candidate with no money. That will change. Very soon.

Mike Huckabee should be a joke of a presidential candidate based solely upon his incompetent coddling of a rapist and murderer like Wayne Dumond. There is no excuse, no rationalization, no legitimate reason in defense of Huckabee's determination to free Dumond. Absolutely none. He has the blood of Carol Shields on his hands. Figuratively. But it's still blood.

Saturday, December 1, 2007

Shameless Hillary Clinton

Dear Hillary,

"It affected me not only because these were my staff members and volunteers, but as a mother, it was just a horrible sense of bewilderment, confusion, outrage, frustration, anger, everything at the same time."

That's what you said yesterday after the hostage situation in one of your New Hampshire campaign offices ended.

In case Democrat primary voters missed it the first time, you also trotted out one of your aides to speak to ABC News anonymously.

"She said, as a mother, she would want to see Chelsea immediately if she were in that situation."

What a self-serving, soccer mom-pandering, political statement. You should be ashamed.

"As a mother."

You couldn't resist yet another round of unseemly gender politics. It doesn't matter that you're a mother. It wouldn't if you were a father, or childless. Because you're a mother does not provide you with the skill or temperament to withstand a hostage negotiation, even a brief one. It certainly did not equip you with the emotional capacity to avoid sounding like you needed a sedative and a seat opposite Dr. Phil.

You did not have a day in the life of Golda Meir yesterday. Guess what? Prime Minister Meir never married. It certainly didn't prevent her from leading Israel during Operation Wrath of God and the Yom Kippur War.

In a few hours, a mentally ill man who had been drinking for 48 hours with road flares duct-tapped to his body created a "horrible sense of bewilderment, confusion, outrage, frustration, anger, everything at the same time" for you. Just wait until you have to confront al-Qaeda. Or Iran. Or Hamas, Hezbollah, Islamic Jihad and other fanatics.

If you're elected president and our country is the victim of another September 11, 2001-style attack, I'm sure all Americans will be reassured when you address our country from the Oval Office "as a mother." Because that's certainly a quality Americans need in a Commander-In-Chief while we're fighting a global war against Islamofascism.

As a son,

Chris