NBC: Sean Penn Endorses Dennis Kucinich
Chief of Staff: Sean Penn
Vice President: Courtney Love
Attorney General: O.J. Simpson
Secretary of Homeland Security: Dog The Bounty Hunter
Secretary of Defense: Suge Knight
Secretary of State: Angelina Jolie
Secretary of the Treasury: Howie Mandel
Secretary of Commerce: Tonya Harding
Secretary of Education: Britney Spears
Secretary of Health and Human Services: David Hasselhoff
Secretary of Transportation: Lindsay Lohan
Press Secretary: Mike Tyson
Director of National Intelligence: Paris Hilton
Director, Office of National Drug Control: Amy Winehouse
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff: Hawkeye Pierce
National Security Advisor: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
