The David Soares Investigative Sleep Mask

N.Y. Times: No Charges of Perjury for Ex-Aide

Albany County District Attorney Soares must be wearing this thing as he "investigates" Governor Spitzer's aides and their attempt to destroy the career of Senate Majority Leader Joe Bruno by using the State Police.

The Incompetent: Governor Mike Huckabee

ABC: Mom: "Carol Sue Would Be Alive Today" If Not for Huckabee

She sure would be alive today.

The Nominees For Hillary's New Campaign Song

*With a special thanks to the late, great Roy Orbison.

ABC News reports:

"Hillary Clinton and Celine Dion appear to be parting ways. For months, the soprano headlined Clinton's, D-N.Y., campaign appearances as Dion's 'You and I' served as the former first lady's campaign theme song . . . Instead on the trail these days, Big Head Todd and the Monsters are in and their 'Blue Sky' is seemingly the campaign's favorite as the New York Senator enters and exits the stage."

Nominees:

"Crying" - Roy Orbison
"The End" - The Doors
"Everybody Hurts" - R.E.M.
"Tracks Of My Tears" - Smokey Robinson and the Miracles
"Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now" - The Smiths
"D-I-V-O-R-C-E" - Tammy Wynette
"Desperado" - The Eagles
"Don't Fear The Reaper" - Blue Oyster Cult
"With or Without You" - U2
"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" - Poison
"Hurt" - Nine Inch Nails
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" - Bonnie Tyler
"It's Over" - Roy Orbison

Sen. Thompson Has Read The Constitution

CNN: Thompson: Don't Let The Government Tell You What To Eat

I'd vote for Senator Thompson based on this issue alone since it easily defines a presidential candidate's philosophy of federal government power. He just nailed these intolerant, meddlesome, calorie-counting extremists who want to use the force of government to regulate and supervise every single aspect of private American life.