Tuesday, October 2, 2007

How To Annoy Chichester III

Candidates, incumbents, flacks and their supporters should do every single humanly possible thing and avoid using these words and phrases since they cause Chichester's head to explode.

Lock and load (you can't lock, and next load; if you needed to fire your weapon you'd, quite simply, be dead).

It is what it is (Chichester reaches for the helium mask like Hopper in Blue Velvet).