FROM: r.milhouse.spitzer@executive.chamber.infant.gov
TO: joe@senate.gov
Joe, I'm angry!!!!!!!!! With you after that vote last night on my illegal alien driver's license bill that you orchestrated. I was so angry I fell out of my high chair, and my wife had to re-heat a new box of chicken tenders and cut them into little pieces the way I like it so I could use my favorite Flintstones fork to eat them. It's your fault!!!!! You're finished!!!!!!!
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FROM: joe@senate.gov
TO: r.milhouse.spitzer@executive.chamber.infant.gov
Governor, I'm sorry you tumbled out of your high chair like you did at our last meeting. You don't have to use multiple exclamation points when you e-mail, by the way. I understand your point without them.
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FROM: r.milhouse.spitzer@executive.chamber.infant.gov
TO: joe@senate.gov
Don't you talk back to me Joe!!!!!!! I'm the Randy Johnson of Governors!!!! I'll use as many exclamation points as I want!!!!!!! You better UNDERSTAND I am a STEAMROLLER baby and I'll STEAMROLL all over you!!!!!
I'm a steamroller baby!!!
I'm 'bout to roll all over you!!!
I'm a steamroller baby!!!
I'm 'bout to roll all over you!!!
I'm gonna inject your soul!!!
With sweet rock'n'roll, poor heaven!!!
How do you like them Elvis apples I just quoted Joe?????!!!!!! I'm a churning urn of burning funk!!! You're finished!!! Again!!!
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FROM: joe@senate.gov
TO: r.milhouse. spitzer@executive.chamber.infant.gov
Governor, please try to calm down. You also don't need to use upper case letters when communicating with me.
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FROM: r.milhouse.spitzer@executive.chamber.infant.gov
TO: joe@senate.gov
I'll use UPPER CASE whenever I want, Joe!!!!
Fuc-, er, SCREW YOU. You almost made me curse the way I like to!!!!!!!! I hope you noticed my personal self-control there!!!!!!!!
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FROM: joe@senate.gov
TO: r.milhouse. spitzer@executive.chamber.infant.gov
Governor, can we please discuss the issues of importance to our fellow New Yorkers?
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FROM: r.milhouse.spitzer@executive.chamber.infant.gov
TO: joe@senate.gov
I'll tell you what's important and not important Joe!!!!!!!! You just DOUBLED your double secret probation with me after that crack!!!! You're finished!!!!!!!
