Wednesday, September 26, 2007

The United States of America, Plus San Francisco

According to ABC local news in Havana San Francisco Film Commission Executive Director Stefanie Coyote "would only allow the Marine's production crew to film on California Street if there were no Marines in the picture. They wound up filming the empty street and will have to superimpose the Marines later."

The story quotes Captain Greg Corrales of the San Francisco Police Department Traffic Bureau:

"It's insulting, it's demeaning. This woman is going to insult these young heroes by just arbitrarily saying, 'no, you're not going to film any Marines on California Street.'"

What an absolute disgrace.

Chichester's Entourage Checks In

Apparently, and I have not read the story yet, the patriotic City of San Francisco, where Speaker Tracy Flick Nancy Pelosi resides, has denied the United States Marine Corps a permit to film a commercial. More asap.

How To Annoy Chichester II

Candidates, incumbents, flacks and their supporters should do every single humanly possible thing and avoid using these words and phrases since they cause Chichester's head to explode.

Dis (Chichester feels like DeNiro playing Russian Roulette with Walken and Savage in The Deer Hunter).

Street cred (committing a felony gets you respect, which makes sense).

In the final analysis, in the last analysis, in the moment, in a zone (the Four Horsemen of incoherence).

Have You Figured It Out Yet Conservatives?

One reality that becomes immediately apparent to a non-Kool-Aid conservative who goes to work as a Hill staffer is the irrelevancy of the conservative movement and conservative media in the eyes of the Republican conference, including the leadership and ranking members. 45 Republicans voted to expand the SCHIP program last night. From what I gather, there wasn't much concern about limited government emanating from Minority Leader John Boehner, Minority Whip Roy Blunt and other senior Republicans.

Rudy, Who Voted For Democrat Mario Cuomo

When then-Vice President George Herbert Walker Bush announced his candidacy for president Newsweek put him on their cover with the headline "Fighting the Wimp Factor." It was a typically gratuitous dig from the MSM, and rejected soundly. First by Republican primary voters, and second by the American people in the general election against Gov. Michael Dukakis.

Rudy Giuliani is "fighting the weird factor." And unlike the charge against 41, there's much truth to Rudy's weirdness, which today's Wall Street Journal editorial notes. Rudy pulling out his cell phone to speak to his bride, quite simply, gave everyone the creeps. NRA members were surprised or confounded because many are not familiar with his mercurial behavior before, during and after his New York City mayoralty. They'll definitely have an opportunity to witness more of "the weird factor" before the campaign is over.

Lunatic Update

N.Y. Times: Iran’s Media Assail President’s Treatment

"The program repeated scenes that showed the audience cheering Mr. Ahmadinejad, suggesting that a lot of the audience was made up of his supporters. 'I saw even Jewish students who walked out of the talk saying Mr. Ahmadinejad was very convincing,' a woman wearing a head scarf told the program in English."

You can only get so angry at a demented, depraved and terrorist-laden government before it becomes a bit unproductive. It's apparent they enjoy our denunciations and rage. Today, they just need to be laughed at. The laughter that followed The Lunatic's pronouncement that there are no gays in Iran may have stung and startled him more than any single moment during the visit.

TU: John Signor Elected President of Capital OTB

I have known John for 15 years, and congratulate him on such a wonderful career achievement. It's a cliche that your best friends would do anything for you. John would truly do anything for his friends. There's no doubt he'll excel in this position, which is what he's done everywhere he's worked. Congrats again, John. You deserve it.

Times Union: New president approved at OTB

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Chichester Edits Statements For Accuracy

Speaker Nancy Pelosi on SCHIP and fiscal responsibility:

"The President has no credibility on matters of fiscal responsibility (never mind that I'm proposing the largest tax hike in American history, and you criminals, er, I mean, smokers should get ready to pay 61 cents more per pack) due to his astonishing record of compiling historic deficits over the last seven years. As former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan (a shameless, say anything Washington, D.C. cocktail party kiss-ass) recently observed, the President has completely abandoned fiscal discipline.

“The New Direction Congress (we did a focus group and were told our approval rating would go from 11% to 12% if we used the phrase 'New Direction Congress') passed a balanced budget plan (according to our friends at Enron and The Mustang Ranch) that restores pay-as-you-go budget rules and rejects new deficit spending. It invests in health care for America’s children (buying votes with more middle class welfare), college affordability for middle class families (more future dependents, hopefully), homeland security improvements to better protect the American people – investments that are all fully paid for."

Meanwhile, Back In The 8th Century . . .

Fox News: Iran Does Far Worse Than Ignore Gays, Critics Say

The House Friends Of Terrorists Caucus

The 16 Members of the U.S. House of Representatives who voted against denouncing Iran

Lunatic Update

AP: Congress Denounces Iran's Ahmadinejad

Chichester's Entourage Checks In / RE: Chuck Grassley

Regarding Chuck Grassley and SCHIP expansion in today's WaPo:

"They can’t have it both ways – the program funds POOR children and should remain as such. Reckless expansion threatens the medical industry, will drive up costs further, makes government more and more the single-payer and rationing. Moreover, the tax code needs to change to allow more HSAs and write-offs for individual insurance.

"The GOP should have this debate. They won it before and should engage it again. Not be a little 'less Democrat.' That’s a political loser, and the reason they were the minority on the Hill for 40 years. Chuck Grassley would just assume to be fat, dumb and happy in the minority for the rest of his career as Mr. Ranking Member. " - Rick "Flash" Davis.

What Is Chuck Grassley Doing?

Republicans demoralized and dispirited by the party's Congressional no-agenda have Senator Chuck Grassley to thank for making it worse.

Today's Washington Post reports Senator Grassley opposes President Bush's effort to provide tax deductions to help Americans buy private health insurance in exchange for expansion of the State Children's Health Insurance Program.

O.k., fine.

But, according to the Post:

"Grassley said if he were the Democrats, he would send the SCHIP expansion to a vote every three months, along with campaign advertisements accusing Republicans of abandoning children. That way, pressure would mount either on Bush to sign the bill or on House Republicans to override the veto" (emphasis added).

Is Chuck Grassley now a Democratic party strategist? This is something that Carville and Begala would concoct. It's Hillaryism.

The Post further reports:

"Americans United for Change, a group closely allied with the Democratic leadership, will begin airing television ads this week in Kentucky, accusing Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) of abandoning his state's children."

It reads like an Onion story. A senior Republican and ranking member of the Senate Finance Committee encourages Democrats to run against Republicans claiming they're "abandoning children," which is exactly what is happening right now in the home state of his leader.

Unbelievable.

If there ever was a time for an old-fashioned Lyndon Johnson Senate head-cracking, this is it.

Lunatic Update

N.Y. Post: Boss Hits Iran Prez With The Ol' College Fry

Monday, September 24, 2007

Schwarzenegger On "Global Warming" at the U.N.

"The current stalemate between the developed and the developing worlds must be broken. It is time we came together in a new international agreement that can be embraced by rich and poor nations alike . . .

"The time has come to stop looking back at the Kyoto Protocol. The consequences of global climate change are so pressing ... it doesn't matter who was responsible for the past. What matters is who is answerable for the future. And that means all of us."

Arnold Schwarzenegger should stick to things he understands. Like botox.

The Thompson Campaign Must Be Reading This Blog

Exactly what the Senator should be doing:

"This week, Thompson intends to sharpen the differences he has with two of his rivals--Mitt Romney and Rudy Giuliani-- by asking a simple question: Where were you during the 1994 Republican Revolution?"

Chichester's Entourage Checks In

Regarding Novak's column yesterday:

"If the Republicans join a veto override of the SCHIP bill, they may as well disband as a party. They will have convincingly ceded any notion of revitalizing the fiscal responsibility card for '08." - Rick "Flash" Davis.

Lunatic Update

Fox News: Ahmadinejad Speaks of Love, Kindess, Beauty and God in Speech to National Press Club

43 on Hillary

For a president who has refused to respond directly and forcefully to attacks on his character and leadership because it would be "undignified" or "unworthy of the Oval Office," handicapping the Democratic field was a surprise.

Petraeus Moveon.org Ad

The Democratic Party New York Times Admits They Violated Their Own Policy

Subpoena for Superintendent Preston Feltonupthesecondfloor

N.Y. Post: GOP Set To Make Top Cop A Canary

Chichester Edits Statements For Accuracy

From UPI:

"Clinton appeared on 'Fox News Sunday.' Host Chris Wallace, citing his acerbic interview with former President Clinton last year as well as the former first lady's comments this year, asked, 'Why do you and the president have such a hyper-partisan view of politics? … Why do we want another president who thinks so much in terms of right versus left and red state versus blue state?'"

"Oh, Chris (you a--hole) , if you had walked even a day in our shoes over the last 15 years, I'm sure you'd understand. But you know, the real goal for our country right now is to get beyond partisanship. And, I'm sure trying to do my part (by calling General Petraeus a liar). Because we've got a lot of serious problems that we're trying to deal with."

Newt

Go away. Please.

N.Y. Sun: Sen. Obama To Be In New York For Fund-Raiser, Rally

"I'm coming to New York City on September 27 and I want you to join me, to join this campaign, to join something historic, to be part of changing our politics. This campaign is a growing movement and now is the time to come together."

How come every time he speaks you feel like you have to reach for a lighter at a Journey concert.

Rudy, Who Voted For Democrat Mario Cuomo

Washington Post: Giuliani's Rhetoric on Terror Contrasts With His Record

What - specifically - did Mayor Giuliani do on September 11, 2001? His supporters are unable to move beyond mere platitudes. He "remained calm," "demonstrated resolve," "showed strength," "displayed courage." So what. If the standard is that he didn't have a public nervous breakdown, like New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin during Hurricane Katrina, we need a higher standard.

The Mayor has received a near-total pass from Republican primary voters regarding his pre-September 11th leadership. His decision to locate the Office of Emergency Management at 7 World Trade Center was colossally stupid. If he had located it in Brooklyn, which was suggested to him by aides, it may have saved lives. We'll never know.

N.Y. Post: Fred Dicker: Probe Defanged

Spitz Got Mitts On D.A.: Insiders

Lunatic Update

N.Y. Times: New York Grudgingly Opens Door to Ahmadinejad

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Chichester Edits Statements For Accuracy

Gov. Mitt Romney at The Mackinac Republican Leadership Conference:

"I think we'd have to admit that the blame doesn't all belong to the Democrats (I'm sucking up to the MSM here.) We Republicans have to put our own house in order. We can't be like Democrats – a party of big spenders (I had no problem with big spending until I started running for president) . . .

"We can't have ethical standards that are a punch line for Jay Leno (I've appeared on his show, and have also been a Leno punch line). When Republicans act like Democrats, America loses (when I ran for the U.S. Senate against the Aquatic Wonder in Massachusetts in 1994, I acted like a Democrat) . . .

"We've got to start acting like Republicans, not earmarking Republicans, not big government Republicans, but like Reagan Republicans and Teddy Roosevelt Republicans. They led us along the right course (and please forget that I was never a Reagan Republican throughout his presidency) . . . Hillary Clinton fundamentally doesn't trust the private sector . . . She sees the problems in health care, for example, and proposes more government (the health care bill I signed into law as Massachusetts Governor not only proposed more government, but achieved more government) . . .

"The Katrina clean-up didn't look like Republicans were in charge (in case you didn't notice it the first time MSM, I'm sucking up to you again) . . . Now is the time, this is the place, for Republicans to stand together – to stand for Republican principles (I recently figured out the meaning of those principles).

Senator Poked-My-Head-In







Newsday: Did nursing home company buy Schumer's help? (First of two parts)

"Schumer said the nursing home owners met with his staff, and he only chatted with them briefly. 'I poked my head in, and may have said, 'Thanks for sending the letters. I hope your staff will follow up.' He described the encounter as 'very, very short.' Fensterman has a different recollection."

Meanwhile, Back in the 8th Century . . .

New York Times Magazine story detailing the horrific "honor" killing of a 16-year-old Syrian girl

Pollsters Anonymous

WaPo: Obama's Challenge: Gain Lead in Polls

The Serenity Pollster: May I continue to strive to maintain the Polling Serenity to accept the crosstabs things that are not mine to sample change, courage to change the focus groups things that I should for the margin of error betterment of my fees the planet or even one likely voter life upon it , and the wisdom to know the wording of the question difference.

To be a near-daily feature given the media's obsession with polls and the horse race.

Washington Post Page 1 Dorothy Rodham Profile

A Mother's Strength, a Candidate's Ambition

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Haldeman, Ehrlichman, Dean and Magruder

N.Y. Times: Spitzer Staff Spent Weeks on Bruno

President Nixon: You think, you think we want to, want to go
this route now? And the--let it hang out, so to speak?

Dean: Well, it's, it isn't really that--

Haldeman: It's a limited hang out.

Dean: It's a limited hang out.

Ehrlichman: It's a modified limited hang out.

President Nixon: Well, it's only the questions of the thing hanging out publicly or privately.

WCBS: N.Y. Drops Citizenship Proof For Driver's Licenses



"We're changing our policy with respect to getting more people out of shadows and into the system so people don't hide they're here," Spitzer said.

Illegal aliens don't have to be brought "out of shadows," Governor. They're in broad daylight, in case you haven't noticed. They break pre-7:00 a.m. Washington, D.C. noise ordinances behind the Capitol Hill Club all the time. So please cease with the vapid talking point metaphors.

Illegal aliens also "don't hide they're here." They're in the streets arrogantly demanding amnesty. They're on television, at news conferences and even lobby Members of Congress.

It was announced on Friday, for these reasons and others.

Rudy, Who Voted For Democrat Mario Cuomo














"I love you. I'll call you as soon as I'm finished. Have a safe trip. Talk to you later. I love you."

A phone call from the spouse is just the image a presidential candidate wants to convey while addressing a skeptical NRA audience.

Another minute or two and he'd be in darling, muffin, gumdrop, pookems territory.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Superintendent Preston Feltonupthesecondfloor

Times Union Capitol Confidential: Felton To Be No Show

Romneyflop, Who Voted For Democrat Paul Tsongas









Text from Gov. Mitt Romney's new ad:

"We can't be like Democrats, a party of big spending. We can't pretend our borders are secure from illegal immigration. We can't have ethical standards that are a punch line for Jay Leno. When Republicans act like Democrats, America loses. It's time for Republicans to start acting like Republicans. It's time for a change, and change begins with us."

When Republicans act like Democrats, America loses? You can't get elected to anything in Massachusetts as a Republican unless you campaign as a Democrat. Like Mitt Romney in 2002.

Last Night On HANNITY, HANNITY, HANNITY & colmes

Democrats, on the Senate floor, in full support of our troops:

Sen. Pat Geary Harry Reid: No one over here endorses the ad that was in that newspaper. None of us do. But we want to talk about the war. They want to talk about an ad in a newspaper. None of us, in any way, criticized General Petraeus.

Sen. Dick ButDurbin: They want to talk about ads in newspapers about General Petraeus. Well, let me tell you something, I respect General Petraeus, but we have more important things to do than debate ads in newspapers.

Chichester Edits Statements For Accuracy

Albany County District Attorney David Soares on Governor Richard M. Spitzer today:

"You can have the worst intent in the world (which we ignored), but if the act (crime) itself is not unlawful, and is not unauthorized, then you don't have a crime.

"We would not open the doors to the grand jury (because if we did half of the 212 all stars sitting in the Legislature would be in my grand jury rooms) and start throwing out subpoenas like confetti . . .

"We believe in that burden (I believe in incumbency, and if I went after my fellow Democrats downtown my career would be over faster than you can say Betsy McCaughey Ross). We hold ourselves to that burden. We will not change our process (cover up) . . .

"We will not compromise our integrity (but I will compromise my integrity) to fulfill or contribute to the court of public opinion (New Yorkers overwhelmingly believe the Governor was at the heart of this scandal, and they should shut up fast already) or to contribute to what I believe is to be the political theater that happens to surround our very building here."

Meanwhile, Back in the 8th Century . . .

Ahmadinejad: How Is WTC Visit Insulting?

Why we let this lunatic in the country in the first place is mystifying.

Chichester's Spin-to-English Guide

The Catcher of the Phony

Phony of the Week: Congressman Jim Moran (D-Bassar al-Assad).

According to The Politico, Moran claims that the American Israel Public Affairs Committee "pushed the Iraq war from the beginning" and that he "doesn't think AIPAC represents the mainstream of American Jewish thinking."

Yet his flack claims "anyone attempting to mischaracterize his words as targeting the broader Jewish community rather than AIPAC’s leadership is being purposely misleading.”

Makes perfect sense; completely consistent.

Shoot Me Like I'm Old Yeller Already

I know you PETA crackpots don't like this post title, so get back to protesting Michael Vick and leave the hard stuff to Chichester.

These are the 25 "patriotic" Americans who voted not to condemn the vile moveon.org ad.

Hillary Is Not Angelina Jolie

Democrats, as usual, are focused on the major national and international issues that confront the United States of America.

Richard Milhouse Spitzer

The Albany County District Attorney has concluded the "governor, his staff, and the New York State Police were acting within their authority in compiling and releasing documents to the media concerning the use of state aircraft."

Shocking.

Rudy, Who Voted For Democrat Mario Cuomo

CBS News: Giuliani Will "Clarify" Views To NRA

In 1995 he said they had a tendency to go "overboard" and were "extremists on the right," but today:

"There are certain agreements and disagreements with every single group. When I go before the NRA, I'm going to try to emphasize areas I think in which there is a great deal of agreement. And as I have said many, many times, my 80 percent friend is not my 20 percent enemy."

Fred Thompson and the Joke-Teller Primary

When Fred Thompson officially announced his White House bid on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" it continued the trivialization and debasement of American politics.

Arnold Schwarzenegger announced his gubernatorial campaign on the Leno show and it demonstrated that he was willing to reduce the pursuit of high public office to a cartoon. Californians got what they deserved when they elected him: a cartoon Governor who betrayed his campaign promises.

The Thompson announcement is far worse since it's the pursuit of the presidency via superficial pop culture.

Presidential candidates flocking to Leno, David Letterman and Jon Stewart is a disturbing trend that should be rejected by the American people as irrelevant events. These men are mere joke tellers. They should have nothing to do with the electoral process. Yet, unfortunatley, they do.

The Leno-Letterman-Stewart expertise is asking fake questions soliciting phony answers, and if it happens to become serious or confrontational a pall is cast. It's not a venue any self-respecting presidential candidate should be in.

Explaining the Leno announcement Thompson's spokesman, Todd Harris, said "it makes a lot of sense" to "everyday normal Americans."

Is Jay Leno an "everyday normal" American? Are any of his famous left-wing Hollywood guests with their multiple marriages, arrests, children out-of-wedlock and serial bizarre behavior? There is nothing "everyday normal" about his show or the people who appear on it. Yet this is the forum Thompson chose. What Thompson and his advisers apparently don't know or don't care about is that Jay Leno has become increasingly vulgar in his monologues since he replaced Johnny Carson in 1992. For ratings. He has a special obsession, which is growing, with ridiculing the Catholic Church - my Church:

"As you've probably heard, the Pope has asked all the Cardinals to return to Rome. You know how they got them all to come back? They told them that there was going to be a performance by the Vienna Boys Choir." That's real funny, Jay.

Thompson is courting Christians and family values conservatives. Why should they respect his decision to make the most important announcement of his career on a Hollywood show hosted by a professional vulgarian? They should not. Much of what Leno "jokes" and talks about should never be heard by children.

Leno's announcer is John Melendez, who spent 15 years as a sidekick on The Howard Stern Show, where he would refer to actor Nicholas Cage as "Niggaless Cage." That kind of talk usually doesn't go over well with the voters, and why Fred Thompson would want to associate himself with such people has been a major political miscalculation.

Achieving humor with clever retorts to a late-night joke teller is not an indication that a candidate can assume the powers of the presidency and lead with strength and good judgement. In fact, it's an opportunity for slick phonies. Bill Clinton in sunglasses playing the saxophone on "The Arsenio Hall Show" is the best example.

Senator Thompson needs to contemplate what kind of candidate he wants to be. He can be a serious and determined candidate, or one who is willing to pander to Hollywood celebrities.

Any Republican candidate who courts Hollywood, seeking the approval of actors, producers and directors who are so detached from "everyday normal Americans" should be summarily dismissed by the American people.

Official presidential announcements should always strive for pageantry. The candidate behind a podium. With a panoramic backdrop, bunting and balloons. To a cheering crowd - in the home state of the candidate, not a Hollywood set. Fred Thompson utterly failed this great American tradition, and it was telling.

Senator McCain

Memo to John: If it weren't for your support for amnesty, opposition to tax cuts, McCain-Feingold, belief in global warming caused by human beings, frequent reports of temper and self-control problems, demagoging Abu Ghraib, the Gang of 14 membership, mainstream media fawning, and spending almost all your campaign donations despite a pledge to eliminate wasteful spending by Congress, you'd be the Republican nominee.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

The Sensitive Metrosexual

The Sensitive Metrosexual has, yet again, dispatched his wife to attack Hillary.

"Does Mrs. Clinton's plan seem very familiar to you? Mrs. Clinton has - seven and a half months after John unveiled his health care plan - unveiled a health care plan that is in every material respect just like John's." - Mrs. Sensitive Metrosexual.

They obviously understand what happened to Rick Lazio.

Chichester Edits Statements For Accuracy

Sen. Barbara Boxer, on the Senate floor today, justifying her vote against condemning the moveon.org ad:

"We (I'm from the San Francisco Bay Area, where the Board of Supervisors refused to allow the WWII-era USS Iowa to dock in our Bay as a floating museum) condemn all attacks against our men and women serving honorably in the military, not just one organization. We (In San Francisco, 'we' banned JROTC from our city's public schools) condemn all the attacks. And I hope colleagues will vote no; otherwise, we (Last year my fellow Democrat, San Francisco Supervisor Gerardo Sandoval, said, 'the United States should not have a military') are starting a terrible precedent around here that we (America, plus San Francisco) will regret."